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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Karudi Mwenyewe!

Mzee Hibwa had an argument with his wife who got too angry, packed her bags and went back to her parent’s home.
Unfortunately for her, she had to pass her husband's home everyday as she went to and from work and even to the shops.
Days passed and still Mrs. Hibwa did not go back to her house until Mzee Hibwa realized that she was not coming back and he decided to go to supermarket in town and he bought five XXL ladies panties (Chupi) in five different colours.

Then here comes Hibwa's wife passing by her house going to her parent’s home only to see one XXL Red panty hanging from the kamba ya kuanikia nguo, she pretends to ignore it!

The following day there is a XXL Pink panty hanging on the line....she once again pretends to ignore it but she is fuming inside.

The next morning there is a Blue panty hanging on the kamba and guess what? She couldn't hold it any longer...... ....
Mzee Hibwa sees his fuming wife approaching him,
"Hibwa wee Hibwaaaaa Hiibwa .........no fat woman of yours will make me leave my home, I am back........ ." .."Sasa mlete huyo mwanamke wako mnene nimwonyeshe, siogopi unene mimi kama ni mijinyama hata kwenye sambusa ipo" "...kwa taarifa yako sasa leo nimerudi na siondoki hapa ng'o...

Source: Mtandao


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaaahhaaahhhaha Kaka umefanya siku yangu kuwa nzuri kwani nimecheka hadi watu wa ofisini kwangu wakauliza kulikoni nami nikashea nao nao hawana mbavu. Thanks brother this was Great Story to give. Ubarikiwe sana Msafiri