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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Type Of Women!

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun to look at!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Which type of woman is yours?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kama hapo pagumu,Mimi nitafanya uchunguzi halafu nitakuhabarisha. Can you tell us wako yuko vipi? Msafiri

Anonymous said...

Sifa zoote hapo za internent ninazooooooo..It's meeeeeeeeeeee

A. H

Lazarus Mbilinyi said...

Kaka Msafiri,

Mimi wa kwangu ni mke mwema kutoka kwa bwana wala halinganishwi na utendaji wa computer.

Pia nahisi unaweza kuwa unafahamu wanawake wa Tanga wana sifa gani.

Asante sana

LM

Yasinta Ngonyani said...

Hongera sana kaka mbilinyi kwa kuwa na mke mwema.

Lakini wengine tunatoka huko kusini hatujui ni sifa gani wanazo wanawake wa Tanga je unaweza kutodokezea?

Anonymous said...

Kaka mbilinyi, hapo upo sawa kabisa. Kwani computer ilitengenezwa na mwana damu, Hupoteza kumbukumbu pia. na Tutengenenzwa lakini tabia Mmmmmm SIJUI!!
MSAFIRI

Lazarus Mbilinyi said...

Dada Yasinta,

Kwa kuwa na mim natoka huko kusini ukweli ni kwamba wanawake wa Tanga wanajua mwanaume anahitaji nini idara zote.
Hata hivyo kuwa mwanamke wa Tangahakufanyi awe special, kinachompa kuwa special zaidi ni hofu ya Mungu ndani yake pamoja na mambo mazuri yote wa wanawake wa Tanga, pia si kweli kwamba wanawake wa Tanga ni bomba, wengine wanaweza kukufanya uzeeke ukiwa bado kijana kwa kasheshe zao.
Bottom line ni kwamba Mwanamke mwema hutoka kwa Bwana (mwanamke mwenye Kristo ndani yake)

Upendo daima